Legotown has the very best of Christmas Trees.
Hollywood loves it some remakes. That’s why I’ve decided in order to infiltrate the tight circles of studio executives, I will rewrite a classic with a current twist:
The Sharkshank Redemption
Same story. New all-shark cast.
Box office gold.
My weekend.
Watch out, Los Angeles. I’ve got a hipster bike for fall and I’ll be recklessly cycling all over the city with a single gear.
Stealing the night.
What did I do today? I fuckin’ grilled.
Photos of actual food here:
Business shark welcomes you to the work week and wishes you a happy Monday!
He also wants you to know that we can now be found at www.mylifeinlegos.com
If I became a billionaire, my first act would be to shroom in space.
